hi, you might remember me from today at the flea market. you were wearing royal blue underwear underneath your short dress/long shirt. i know this because when you bent over to look at those moth-eaten sweaters, you showed everyone. you could kinda almost see it when you were standing, too. it was really hot today, so i understand.
anyways, i really hope you can come to the clothing swap. we need people like you to swap clothing with. we need people who care about their underwear enough to show it off, because we print underwear too! (just don't bring your chonies to the swap).
tell all your friends too!